LYRIC

[Nikki's grandfather:] hey, everybody! Nikki had his first day of school today!


[everybody:] oh, yeah, good nikki that's great Respect!


[NG:] how ya doin Nikki?


[Nikki:] well, okay grandpa


[everyone:] oh, good he's okay showin the respect Respect!


[NG:(lights cigarette)] hey, Nikki tell us about your first day of school


[N:] School good! We do fingerpainting,


[ev:] oh, yeah, you gotta respect the fingerpainting Yeah, respect the fingerpaint Respect the smearing


[NG:] alright, tell us some more Nikki!


[N:] we make pla-do,


[ev:] oh, you gotta love the pla-do Respect the pla-do give full respect to the pla-do You put it, you roll it around, you show it respect


[NG:] alright, did you smell the pa-do?


[N:] pla-do smell good!


[ev:] oh, you gotta respect the smell


[Sammy:] it's squishy! It's squishy!


[old men:] of course it's squishy, he knows it's squishy, it's pla-do What are you, a moron? Sammy, shut the fuck up! My god, he's an idiot!


[NG:] tell grandpa some more


[N:] we have cookies and milk too!


[ev:] oh, you gotta respect the cookies and milk [scattered laughter] I respect cookies! Who doesn't respect cookies?!


[NG:] did you dunk it in the milk?


[N:] I dunk the cookie


[ev:] oh, you gotta respect the dunking yeah Ya gotta dunk it Dunking's good Respect the milk!


[N:] I like soggy cookies!


[Sammy:] respect the milk!


[om:] why, you fuckin moron You must be an idiot! I just fuckin said that! You idiot!


[NG:] what else, nikki?


[N:] teacher read us 3 little pigs!


[ev:] oh, yeah respect the pigs respect the bricks Big respect for the pigs You respect the pigs, they'll respect you


[S:] don't respect the wolf!


[om:] Sammy, jump in front of a fuckin truck! You shut the fuck up sammy! Every single word that comes out of your fuckin mouth is so disrespectful!


[NG:] what else, Nikki?


[N:] well, I play on the playground, and I swing on the monkey bars


[ev:] oh, you gotta respect those monkey bars, man gotta love thos monkey bars And show the respect


[N:(throughout chatter)] A boy pushed me off the see-saw


[NG:] Quiet! quiet, everybody! What did you say?


[N:] A boy pushed me off the see-saw


[NG:] and what is this boy's name?


[N:] his name Donny McMillan


[ev: (Slams Fist)] he's fuckin dead! He's a fucking dead man, you hear me? I'll fuckin cut his balls off and feed 'em to his fuckin mother! The kid's dead! This little fuck is dead!


[NG:] What else, Nikki?


[N:] I kiss a girl on the playground


[ev:] oh, respect for the young lover Show respect, show respect


[Sammy:] gotta respect the condom!


[om:] you fuckin moron, what are you talking about a condom you fuckin idiot? he's five fuckin years old! (I'm just sayin!) you fuckin idiot! I'll fuckin put a fuckin condom on your fuckin tombstone! Sammy, you're a moron!


[NG:] tell grandpa some more, Nikki


[N:] We sing the alphabet song!


[ev:] Oh, you gotta respect the alphabet song It's a good song! It's a good song, it helps you remember! You gotta respect it! Yeah, you gotta respect it!


[NG:] okay, let's hear you sing the song!


[S:] learnin-


[om:] sammy, shutup!


[N:] ok:


[Starts singing very off-tone]


A,
B,
C,


[om:] oh, respect!


D,
E,


[om:] respect!


F,
G,


[Sammy:] oh, you gotta respect the song!


[om:] sammy, shut the fuck up! He's fuckin trying to sing a fuckin song here, you moron! show a little respect!


H,
I,
J,


[om:] oh, you gotta show respect


K,
L,
M,
N,
O,
P,


[om:] respect, respect, respect, respect! Oh, they always go together


Q,
R,


[om:] oh, you gotta show the respect


S,
T,
U,
V,


[om:] oh, respect the v good letter


W,
X,
Y,
and Z!


[om:] oh, respect the completion You gotta show respect for the kid, he's a smart one!


[N:] now I know my abc's-


[ev:] alright, we know the song Alright, it's getting a little long Let's move on


[NG:] you do good in the spelling bee?


[N:] I can spell, grandpa!


[ev:] ah, respect the confidence! The kid can spell! Just like his grandfather his grandfather can spell!


[NG:] Okay, I'm gonna spell you something right now, and you tell me what I'm spellin okay?


[N:] okay grandpa


[NG:] okay, nikki?


[N:] okay, granpa


[NG:] you ready for this?


[N:] okay, granpa


[NG:] are you ready for this?


[N:] alright, grandpa!


[NG:] Alright, here we go!


[Old man:] R!


[OM:] E!


[OM:] S!


[OM:] P!


[S:] S!


[om:] what the fuck, s? Sammy what's fuckin wrong with you?!! You fuckin idiot! Where'd you learn to fuckin spell?!


[NG:] alright my little angel, we're gonna spell the word for you again, and you're gonna tell grandpa what we're spellin, alright? Here we go,


[N:] Okay!


[NG:] and Sammy, you're gonna keep your fuckin trap shut!


[S:] consider it done!


[OM:] R!


[OM:] E!


[OM:] S!


[OM:] P!


[OM:] E!


[OM:] C!


[OM:] T!


[N:] uuuh,respect!


[ev:] respect! He got it, the kid's got it! He's one of us! He's got it!


Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!
Respect!


[chant fades]

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