The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher lyrics

"And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher"


[Lecturing]
"Zinc is by far the best element"
"I also like plutonium"
"It's just fun to say"
"Plutonium"
[Sound of someonee walking towards him]
"How's your plutonium?"
"Good, thank you"


"Excuse me!"
"Hello! The office is closed So, if you wouldn't mind, Sir, what are you doing?"
"Hey! Get off of me!"
[Beating sounds]
"You're breaking the beakers!"
[Beating sounds]
"Those are my best goggles!"
[Beating sounds]

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