LYRIC

[Russel: Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby!
We're behind you here in right field! One down!
Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!"
[Whispering to himself] "Please God, don't help him hit it to me
Anywhere but to right field Please God, I bet you"
[Shouting] "Come on now! No batter! No batter! Big whiffer! Big whiffer!"
[Whispering] "Oh please, don't let him hit it to me My God, not to me"
[Shouting] "Steam it baby! Steam it!"
[Whispering] "Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no"
[Ball is hit]


[Russel: Shouting] "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
[Whispering] "Oh good! It's not to me"
[Shouting] "Good catch, Steven! Nice glove!
You da man! Two away now! Lookin' good!
We're all looking good out here! Come on Robert!
This lump of crap can't hit!"
[Whiserping] "Oh God, he's a leftie! A big leftie!
Total power to hit it He's gonna pile it right to me and there's nothing I can do to stop him"
[Shouting] "Pitch 'em the funny one, Robert! Big whiffer! Big whiffer!"
[Whispering] "Oh he is a natural athlete and I am so worthless
Please God, take his life Make him die"
[Shouting] "No batter! No batter!"
[Ball is hit]


[Russel: Whispering] "Oh God This is not happening
No, don't do this to me Please Make it stop"
[Ball hits Russel]
[Russel:] "OWWWW! My elbow!"
[M1:] "Throw it to second! Pick it up already!"
[Russel:] "Take it! Just take the ball!"
[Russel tosses the ball]
[M2:] "Nice throw, you pansy!"
[Russel: Whispering] "Ok, get under control
Easy now, easy Say something to the team"
[Shouting] "Good hussle everybody! Yeah! Nice work! Play's at third!"
[Whispering] "That wasn't funny, Lord I've been so good and for what!?"
[Shouting] "Come on, Robert! Settle down! Just throw straight!
You get it across the plate! We'll take care of the rest!"
[Whispering] "Oh no, another lefty"
[Ball is hit]


[Russel: Shouting] "NOO! Why me again!?"
[Ball hits Russel]
[Russel:] "OWWWW! My neck!"
[Panting & Whining] "I can't breath I can't breath"
[M2:] "Pick it up and throw it, you moron!"
[Russel: Whining] "Herecome on, here Take the ball! Take it!"
[Russel kicks ball]
[M1:] "Way to kick it in, Pele!"
[Russel: Shouting] "Oh hahaha Pele! Good one! Hehehe
Ok! Come on! Suck it up guys! We'll get those runs back!
This is where we dig down!
We just need one more out!"
[Whispering] "Oh look! A rightie! Oh Lord, thank you Thank you so much I owe you"
[Shouting] "This loser can't hit! No batter! Come on, this is where we take them out!"
[Whispering] "Uh oh, what's happening? Where's the rightie going? What?
Who's this guy? He's a leftie and he's pinch hitting No! No!"
[Shouting] "Why's he pointing at me!?"
[Ball is hit]


[Russel: Shouting] "Oh my Lord! What have I done to deserve this?!"
[M3:] "I got it! I got it!"
[Running over to the ball near Russel]
[Thud! Crashes into Russel]
[M3:] "Whoa! Sorry about that, Russel Are you ok?"
[Russel: Shouting] "HELL YEAH! We're up now! It's our turn to kick a little ass!"
[M3:] "All right, Russel I think you're up first"
[Russel:] "NOOOOO!!"

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