[singers:] The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin' through his head? woah!

[Leaves rusteling]

[Peeper:] Climin' the tree slowly quietly lookin' for next branch found it got it windo high great view settelin' in keepin' it quiet hidden heart pounding through chest waiting lookin' around nervous lights on, jackpot, here she is oh my no pants classey not to tight walkin around the room no idea Im here lovin' it Rubbin her feet tough day relaxin' hops off bed, goin twards bathroom shuttin' the door alone again waiting lookin' around board pullin' out nippel clips Painful! ow but these are a bit

[door opening]

Bathroom door opens lovin' it oooh my hairs in a pony tale she picks up the tv clicker click

[tv makes noises]

sittin' back watchin watchin' her watch lovin it


she laughs ha ha ha I laugh oh yea sharin a moment

[dog panting]

theres a dog not good


he can smell me should've shoured


barkin wont leave oh no, here she comes stayin motionless fuckin' dogs loosin it

[window open]

[girl:] Bud! you be quiet and go home like a good boy

[dog stops barking and walks off]

[Peeper:] dosnt see me she's gorgous Im grotesque


[Peeper:] knock at front door! she goes to answer!

[door opens]

[Peeper:] Its him chizzeled features they kiss Im fuming also hard hatin' myself sniffin fingers

[woman:] ohhh

[Peeper:] she moans! ohhhh! I moan He looks up busted should not have moaned


[Peeper:] he walks toword windo muscular

[man:] this guy gotta be fuckin kiddin me

[Peeper:] full of rage looking right at me

[man:] theres a guy in the tree out here

[Peeper:] full of shame

[woman:] are you serious?

[Peeper:] completely worthless hard as a rock

[man:] I see you shit head! well the cops are comin you sick fuck! and if you even think of runnin away Ill bash your fuckin' skull with a lead pipe!

[Peeper:] stayin still motionless pretending to be a squirrel

[squirrel noises]


[Peeper:] not working shes calling dreams shattered


[Peeper:] ultimate humiliation


[Peeper:] ejaculating


[Peeper:] yes I do cant help myself

[car pulling up and door opening]

[cop:] LAPD get down from the tree buddy

[squirrel noises]

[Peeper:] trying the squirrel thing again looking for a nut

[cop:] I said get down from there!

[Peeper:] down I go

[Slam, slam, slam, slam]

[Peeper:] Oh!

[woman:] I hope they put you im for a long time! you need some serious help you ass hole!

[Peeper walking away:] I know I do Its an addiction

[cop:] lets go big guy, c'mon

[Peeper:] wifes going to kill me

[cop:] dont be doing this shit mr nippel clips

[Peeper slamming into cp car seat]

[Peeper:] handcuffed cant sniff fingers

[door slams and engine warms up]

[Peeper:] please piss on me

[cop:] yea, this is officer Tyler, everythings under controle

[Peeper:] PLEASE piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that would be great

[singers:] The peeper, belly eaper, hes goin off to jail! WOAH!

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