[Sean on the phone with a call-girl]

[SEAN:] What's your name, baby?

[GIRL #4:] Desiree

[SEAN:] Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self

[GIRL #4:] What's your name?

[Sean presses 'play' button on tape player]

[SEAN:] My name's Sean, I want to get it on

[GIRL #4:] Ooh

[SEAN:] You know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama

[GIRL #4:] Oh Sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want

[SEAN:] Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you

[GIRL #4:] Oh my

[SEAN:] You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?

[GIRL #4:] That's sounds nice, sean

[SEAN:] You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor that's music to my ears

[GIRL #4:] I'm already naked, how about you?

[SEAN:] Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine

[GIRL #4:] You must look good you stud, are you hard?

[SEAN:] Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go

[GIRL #4:] "Tally-whacker"?

[SEAN:] No, no, no I said the sweet-meat

[GIRL #4:] Oh my god

[SEAN:] What?

[GIRL #4: {To other call girl}] I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker

[Sean groans]

[CALL GIRL #2: {To Girl #4}] Your kidding?

[GIRL #4: {To other call girl}] And his sweet-meat

[CALL GIRL #2: {To Girl #4}] That's so gross

[she hangs up]

[SEAN:] No She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute

[hangs up]

what the fuck is happening


I'm horny, goddamn it Oh, shit Fucking, this is so un-chill

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