LYRIC
[The Sounds of waves crashing]
[SEAN:] This is quite the chill night kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself
[GIRL #2:] Yeah, the waves are so calming
[SEAN:] So, is your body looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit
[GIRL #2:] Thanks Sean, that's so sweet
[Sean presses 'play' button on tape player]
[SEAN:] Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours
[GIRL #2:] Uh-oh
[SEAN:] Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby
[GIRL #2:] Oh Sean, you're so cute
[SEAN:] Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?
[GIRL #2:] Oh my god
[SEAN:] Yeah
[GIRL #2:] And how about you take off clothes, Sean
[SEAN:] Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too?
[GIRL #2:] My god, you look good, Sean
[SEAN:] Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know
[GIRL #2:] Ooh
[she starts to unbuckle his pants]
[SEAN:] Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'
[GIRL #2:] What's that?
[SEAN:] Let's get it swingin'
[GIRL #2:] No, the other thing you said?
[SEAN:] The wet-weiner?
[GIRL #2:] [gasps] You know what?
[SEAN:] Yeah?
[GIRL #2:] I'm going to go throw up, now See you
[SEAN:] Hmm, leave me all horny here How how you going to get home there, baby?
[GIRL #2:] I'll walk [She begins to walk away]
[SEAN:] Mm-hm I'm-a call you
[GIRL #2:] Don't [She's gone]
[SEAN:] A'ight, A'ight I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby [to self:] Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch?
[THE END]
