LYRIC

Louise?


Yes, sir?


I want ya in here right now!


I'll be right in


Damn straight you'll be right in


What do you need, sir?


What do I need? You know what I need


Uh, no I don't, sir


I want you to come on over here, fish my cock out of these
trousers, and suck on it for a while!


Sir, I don't think I can do something like that!


Oh, you can and you will, bitch! Kneel down, now!


What if someone comes in?


You think I give a flying fuck about that shit? You get over
here and you start suckin it!


Well, alright


Yeah! Yeah, that's it! Reach in there! Reach in there and get
yourself some candy


Okay


Okay, a little lower, though


Umm alright


Little little lower


Yeah?


No, to the left!


Left?


Damn, bitch, do I gotta do everything? Pull down my pants!


O Okay


Now the tighty whities, pull that shit down too


Mmmm


Watch out now, here it comes! Boing! Now what you think of that?


What do I think of what?


This! My ding-a-ling! Come on, play with the shit a little


Uh, okay


Lower, baby! Gettin warmer


Okay


Let me pull the fatty rolls apart, spring that shit out for ya


Yeah, that would help


Whoop, there it is!


Haha What the fuck is that?


Play with the shit


Okay


That's right, jack it up and down


Well


Up and down!


Well, it's hard to grab onto!


Keep tryin, you thick fingered bitch! Use your pinkies!


Oh, okay I'll try that


Yeah, now we got it goin on


Yeah?


Let me fuck those pinkies


Okay


Yeah


Okay


Keep pressure on the sides of it, baby, keep it sprung! Yeah!
Tell me how much you love it


Ooh, I love it


Tell me it makes you horny


Ooh, I'm gettin real horny


Tell me it's bigger than a Tic Tac


But it isn't!


I don't give a shit if it is or isn't! Say it is!


Alright! Your dick is bigger than a Tic Tac!


Damn right, Tic Tac, cashew, thumbtack, half a grape, it's
bigger than all that shit!


All that shit put together!


Now don't get crazy on me, bitch, let's keep this shit semi-real


Aw, I like a man who shaves down here!


I don't shave that shit, bitch! I'm still waitin on them weeds to
bust out and grow and what not!


What? You mean you haven't reached puberty?


I guess the only way to get you to shutup is to throw a dick in your mouth!


Okay


Well, then suck on that shit!


Uh, okay Mmmm yeah, I'm suckin suckin away here


That's a pimple, you dumb twat!


Ugg


Move your mouth lower!


Mmmmm


Oh, oh yeah, now you're on it! You're on it!


I'm on it?


That's it!


Okay!


Oh, that feels nice!


Okay!


Oh, hell yeah!


Yeah, there you go!


Oh, oh, shit, fuck, ow!!


What's wrong?


It's caught between your teeth! Get it out! Get it out!


I'm sorry, sir!


Don't be flossin with that shit, you gap-toothed bitch! Be careful!


Look, maybe I should just lick it then, okay?


Do somethin!


Im gonna lick it! Cause I love to lick that thing, okay?


Yeah


Yeah, baby


Yeah!


Yeah, you like that, baby?


Oh, yeah!


Whoah, whoah, whoah!!! Somethin just spewed all over my face!


That was the pimple again!


Oh, uh uh


Let me reiterate Down Lower Bitch!


Okay, you fat fuck!


What's that?


I'm just playin with ya, haha


Oh, you better be playin! Oh yeah, that's it, now you're on it!


I'm on it?


Oh, oh smoke that roast, bitch


Okay


Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down, not so fast!


Oh, okay


I got shit I wanna do to you, woman!


Oh boy


Time to pull your dress off You're gonna get fucked!


I don't know, sir, I mean is that is that really possible?


Don't give me no lip, bitch! You want me to smack you in the
face with this shit?


Hahahahaha


"Hahaha" you laughin now? Get the fuckin dress off!


Well, alright, but you have to promise me you're gonna use a condom


You know I can't wear that shit!


I do, I'm just playin! Hahahaha


Condom! You've been watchin too many of those XXX movies,
seein that fake dick shit those actors have hangin off their real dicks


Those aint fake dicks, those are real big dicks!


Bitch, I suppose you think Star Wars is real, too! That they
really got space ships and Chewbaki and all that shit! Stupid,
colorful bitch! Hahahaha!


Alright, my panties are off You gonna try to fuck me now, or what?


Try? I'm gonna fuck your eyes crossed, you apathetic bitch!
Wham, wham, wham! How you like me now, bitch, how you like me now?


Is it seriously in?


In? You gotta stop fuckin all them rhinos and blue whales! Not
only is it in, but the shit's about to blow! Ooooh! Mmmm
Hope you're on the pill, bitch, cause I blew that wad all up in ya


I I got it, it's right on the end of this hair, here


Shit, yeah, clean yourself up, bitch There's a beach towel in
my bathroom


I'll just use this Q-tip


Whatever, just do it and get the fuck back to work!


Okay, BB Dick!


What's that?


I'm just playin! Bye!


Shit, what a life I've got It's good to be Mr Peter Bodd Damn good

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