Pass the fuckin ball!
What an idiot!
Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer You guys want one?
Hello? Yeah, yeah, cool, we're all just hangin out Alright
Who was that, some chicks?
Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin over
Yeah, he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay
Yo, we're out of Hunnyduffers so I grabbed a couple of Gooseheads
Okay, that's cool
Wait, so the robot's gay?
Gay Robot's comin over?
Oh, dude, you gotta see this, he's insane with football stats
Hey guys what's up?
Hey, good to see ya Gay Robot
Gay Robot in the house!
Word up what's the score, fuckers?
Giants are eatin shit in the third quarter, it's 24-8 Miami
Don't worry, the Giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers
They'll come back and win by three
I love it!
Fuck you guys!
Who's the new guy?
Oh, that's my friend John
Hey John sweet hat!
Uh thanks what's goin on?
You know just chillin can I suck your dick?
No, no, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot
That was funny
The Gay Robot gets a little horny cause he doesn't know any
gay guys around here
Oh, I see
Oh, I can't believe you dropped that! Do something, Henderson,
you fat fuck!
Hey! That was very offensive to me!
Why? You're not fat
I thought you said fag!
No, i wouldn't say that, I said fat
I guess if you fist fuck me, we'll be even!
No, I'm not gay, Gay Robot
I thought you said you were?
No You know I never said that
I know, I was just rousing you! Good times! Good times guys!
Hey, Gay Robot's havin a good time!
So how do you think the Eagles are gonna do this season, Gay Robot?
Let's find out! [whirring, beeping noises] Says here, due to injuries
and irratic weather patterns, the Eagles will finish a dismal 7-9
What? No way!
Deal with it
The Gay Robot knows his shit, man
Now will someone blow it on my face?
Nobody's gay here but you, Gay Robot, so let's just watch some
Look, I'm not here to bring the party down It's just I run
on semen Without it, I could die Help me to live fellas
Jerk off in my mouth immediatly Please, my circuits are
shorting Starting to fade already See a light Going
You're makin this up, Gay Robot!
My bad! You got me! Hahaha good times!
So does he eat food like us human people?
Yeah, he can eat food
Ya want some tortilla chips, Gay Robot?
Sounds great, John Can I dip them in your ass?
I'm all set, thanks
What the fuck?! The reception's all fuzzy!
Are you kidding me?
Don't panic I can fix it
Oh hey! That's right! I love it, work your robot magic, fix that shit!
Okay, here's the problem!
My man! What is it?
Your cock's not in my asshole!
Aww Maybe you should go home and take a cold shower, Gay Robot
Alright I'll go We'll just whack each other off and I'll bail
Not gonna happen
Later Gay Robot
Oh no! Look what happened! My robo-cock fell out of my pants!
Oh, shit, he's got a boner!!
Come on, Gay Robot!!!
[Door opens and closes]
Hey Gay Robot
Hey Mr Chasen Can I suck your dick?